Limo to Lobby


Smear - Limo to Lobby

This pink is sheer and ultra-glam. It reminds of me Limo to Lobby looks. Limo to Lobby is a fashionista term that refers to clothes and accessories that are not at all conducive to walking or even standing due to extreme discomfort or unwearability. For example, this is a common conversation overheard at any posh fashion-world soiree: “Ugh, I can’t walk in these shoes, which is a problem because I can’t sit in this skirt. My outfit is strictly limo to lobby, darling. But isn’t it deee-vine?” I have been known to purchase many Limo to Lobby pieces – in fact, I am more drawn to them than anything else. I have jackets with cocoon-like collars that are protracted backwards so far that it is not even remotely possible to sit with my back supported by a chair. I own shoes that make me walk slower than a 90 year-old with a walker. A certain pair by Pierre Hardy come to mind – in fact, walking down the steps in my lobby once, the heel snapped. I wiped out and slammed my head… wound up with a concussion! When I came to, the first thing I said was “I have to go to to Shoe Service Plus to fix them!” Three days later, they were back on my feet. I am now more careful with the stairs! Come to think of it, most of my closet is Limo to Lobby. My problem is that I have nothing to wear, I don’t know… on Wednesday! Ironically, I don’t even go out and spend most of my time in sweats at home with reality TV. But they sure are fab to look at. Maybe I’ll see you in the limo… or the lobby!


Mwah!