PURPLE BLAB

You may know that Friday of next week is attempt to break the world record for the largest speed dating event as we launch the new lip product, Luvah, the ultimate dating tool (it’s a cute purple compact with a lip stain and matchy gloss, laced with Dong Quai and two plumpers called “Complexx OO”).  Steve Ward, Master Matchmaker and host of VH-1’s Tough Love is hosting.

Anyway, had a little chat with Mr. Ward. (BTW, I cannot tell you how many girls who registered for the event have asked if he’s single. For the record, he’s not and his girlfriend WILL be using Luvah!)

Luvah is such a sexy product.

Adorable to hold, too.

Below, Rich Jerk (the story of my experience with Rich Jerk comes with the product), a chic berry tone that rocks.

The lip stain and matching pearly gloss is laced with Dong Quai, an ancient Chinese herb known as “female ginseng” that has been used as a libido stimulate for centuries. All of the ingredients are made to bring out your inner vixen – “Complex OO” (a double plumper that works immediately and over time), vanilla mint for some good kissing breath, and Vitamin E.

Rome wasn’t build in a day.

But the earth took a week (wtih one day of rest).

Jack Donaghy predicted a 9 year ascent to VP when he was relegated to the mail room (30 Rock reference – new obsession).

I spent 26 years in the dating scene until I got hitched (this is if I go back to age 8, the date of my first “real” boyfriend, Jonathan, who said he liked my hair in pig tails and than broke up with me after I reported him to the principal for pulling my pants down on the monkey bars).

Remember the contest we did a little while ago – to kiss and tell your Huge Lips Skinny Hips ID, choose a color you identify with, and share why?

Well, Corissa, the grand prize winner and a luvah of the Louboutins, came to New York from Indianapolis with her friend Morgan this past weekend.

This was her entry!

What I loved about it? She really got the spirit of the brand – the inspiration of the red soles, a Varga-type girl, mega-lips, the aspiration of Paris, the high fashion energy wtih a playful edge. And she got her content across the social media like nobody’s business (apparently, she posted on a book swapping forum! Go figure!).